The First Mrs. Claus

by The Paragon Collective
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When it comes to Christmas, we all know the drill: big jolly guy, red suit, workshop full of elves, sleigh pulled by reindeer, and the dutiful wife standing off to the side. But what if everything we’ve been told is a lie? Hot Coco has been sitting silently on this lie for years. She dreamed up the whole shebang -- and then found herself tossed out like a stocking full of coal when her boyfriend at the time, Ari, christened himself “Santa Claus”. Ari stole the entire operation when things took off. He decided to ditch Coco in favor of a new and more proper wife...Carol. Things only get crazier from there as Coco tries to take back what's hers and save Christmas! The First Mrs. Claus is a christmas musical podcast starring Michelle Visage, Lewis Black, RuPaul, Kristin Chenoweth, Cecil Baldwin, Ross Matthews, Josh Peck, David Cummings, Ray Dalton, Camila Recchio and more.

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  • freerun88
    What great voices
    The singing in the first episode was amazing, would listen just for that
  • falconeerfan1
    A fun binge
    I listened to this during the holidays and was pretty entertained. The fact that they made such a satire is great
  • BogartBabe87
    A romping good time!
    This was a fantastic assemblage of talent and so much fun to listen to while tending to pre-holiday celebration preparations! Bravo!
  • Juju23ju
    Love it
    I love the story and it has the actors and actresses that I love. Just wish it didn’t have Grace Nancy.
  • Makore-326-
    Pc culture indoctrination
    Unfunny slapstick, pushing how you should think.
  • lesleycancount
    The real Nancy Grace?!
    I loved the cast and the podcast but did not enjoy Nancy Grace herself being a part of this. I’m hoping she donated her time. She is definitely not a part of the solution.
  • Recycler4570
    Lighthearted and irreverent!
    Lots of fun and doesn't take itself too seriously!
  • Kangarusan
    Very campy but fun
    Very scripted and punny and so different from all the pods out right now. But a fun holiday jaunt!
  • impossibletopickanicknamd
    Cute!
    Great Christmas road-trip binge
  • JAO1979
    From the North Pole to Tinseltown ...
    Why is this not a movie?!?! Or, at the very least, an hour-long holiday special?!? This was written for the screen. If we can remake the Grinch a bazillion times and be forced to suffer through an endless barrage of Hallmark Holiday Schmaltz year after year, we can surely make room for a new Christmas classic every now and then. Come on, World of Wonder! This is your next holiday special!
  • SnowbunnyAlei326
    I was skeptical but now I’m in love w/ Hot Coco!
    I definitely was not expecting to like this podcast. I thought this would be some boring read off on what Christmas means to a few characters but after the first 10 minutes I was hooked! I love this story I wish my kids were old enough to listen but it’s hilarious with all the naughty and nice jokes 🤩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • Retiredat40
    Perfect Christmas Fun
    Thank you for taking the time to bring this perfectly produced and wonderfully acted camp fire to us! Merry Christmas
  • valuableopinion
    this podcast could in fact save Your Christmas...
    This podcast should be listened to after the Christmas get together....by the fireplace....as a family... or on the plane going home or if you are all alone thinking that everyone else is having a fantastic Christmas.There is a joke for everyone, it really makes fun of all the stories we have been telling, the ways we get each other to spend money, the ways we torture each other....and it’s funny and at times even tender...ok occasionally raunchy....but maybe if we sat together, listened and laughed we might actually catch the Christmas spirit..... Marry Christmas to you
  • Leeny813
    The writing is what makes this so terrible
    This would be funny if I were 10...it sounds like a 10 year old wrote it...with so many incredible podcasts coming out, and all the history of great radio drama as precedent, this podcast really has no excuse for being so bad.
  • Sarah wants a date option
    Very cute, but Michelle should be singing
    The singer they got is good, she she sounds noting like Michelle Visage! She has beautiful voice and should have been singing it.
  • Meakaboo
    i love it
    fun and funny
  • TwelvingIt
    Visage’d
    I am so in love with this. So fun and enjoy the multitudes of Alex’s work. Deadly Manners, Darkest Night.
  • Hey Grrrl Hey!
    Love this!
    Fun cast and something different! Would love someone to create an animated feature to go with it! Lol
  • fhaitbsicjs
    Worst podcast
    This is the most disappointed I’ve been In a podcast, especially with David Cummings recommendation, I would not recommend this to anyone.
  • soft kittie
    The first Mrs. Santa Clause.
    This is a great podcast.. makes me giggle!!!
  • Ariel from Naples
    What in the world of No No
    Uhm this is horrible ....
  • Melly Mel1
    Great podcast
    It has me laughing especially the Elf and the workers yaaasss! 😭
  • Kaits03
    Fun
    Louis Black gets 5 stars! This podcast is an enjoyable campy comedy with some tunes. Will keep tuning in.
  • CDB123
    Thoroughly unentertaining
    I was so disappointed. I had to shut it off 5 minutes in. With David Cummings attaches I expected more.
  • 01903810927102983
    ❤️ it
    Love it!!! Wish there were more of these type of podcasts 🙏🏼❤️
  • LadyBugflyurwyhm
    Awesomeness
    It’s a funny light hearted podcast I’m looking forward to future episodes. It’s just what the doctor ordered ((Dr. Tinsel👩‍🔬here)
  • From1791
    War On Christmas
    First five minutes it turns into a political PC debate, no thanks. Next up is probably minimum wage, but I won’t be listening that far.
  • Miss Ginger 58
    That awful woman ruins it
    I thought I would listen to a sweet Christmas musical comedy but sadly this podcast is laced with Nancy Grace intro and altros. That woman is awful, she’s a disgusting person and I have no desire to support any podcast she’s involved with.
  • colehalliburton
    Xmas
    This is the Xmas podcast that I needed without event knowing it. Fantastic work everyone.
  • Dancerdude19
    Fun with a dash of naughty
    Michelle does a great job with this fun story. The cast does a great job bringing the characters to life! Justice for Coco!!
  • RonnieluvsTheU
    Happy Holidays!
    Great silly podcast for the holidays!! 🎅🏽🤶🏽❤️
  • Cicero251
    Amazing!!!
    This podcast is super funny, well written and I love the songs. Can’t wait for the next episode! Definitely recommend.
  • Klide Pharrow
    Say whaaaaaaat !!
    This is well produced Wit some pretty dope music And the actors are great.
  • danosaur84
    Love
    Brilliant! Great cast, original storyline, and hilarious henny
  • Meghan Griffin
    Cannot wait to hear more!
    Brilliant! The cast is perfect and I cannot wait to see what happens next.
  • <Last, First>
    Holiday Spirit
    Great audio quality, funny content and an all around good time. They put out quality content, definitely worth a listen.
  • CarterFromTheBlackLagoon
    sounds fun
    cool cast and funny premise.
  • diddi5
    Brilliant!
    Witty, funny. Looking forward to more projects like this from Michelle Visage... Kudos on a job well done!
  • novacayne]\
    Christmas Fun
    Simply fun, campy Christmas comedy.
  • martinez4you
    Witty
    Absolutely looking forward to the rest of this series! I am a huge fan of Grace Paul and I love love love this story line I don’t think they can mess this up it’s perfect !
  • TanayaJJ
    Pretty good so far
    Pretty good so far
  • SweetChelle01
    Wonderful
    Cute story with great voice actors & singers. Awesome music, a must listen to get u in the Christmas spirit!! Definitely hooked!!
  • Crshel
    Really well done and enjoyable
    Just listened to the first episode and I’m hooked! The story draws you in and can’t wait to hear more! Love the familiar voices!
  • osevell
    So good!
    This podcast is funny, the puns are cute and music’s not bad. Good job everyone!
  • GermanAshley05
    Absolutely amazing
    If you love darkest night and deadly manners you’ll love this holiday podcasts it’s amazing !! ❤️❤️💚💚
  • mom2ELM2
    Could the cast be any more talented?
    I think not. This show has a cast list filled with popular and accomplished performers, who have worked in genres spanning across the entire entertainment spectrum. With names such as comedy legend Louis Black, audio drama legend David Cummings, Tony award winner Kristen Chenoweth and Rupaul (who, let’s face it, is phenomenal at everything), I don’t know why this podcast isn’t already sitting comfortably at the #1 spot on iTunes. I almost forgot to mention the plethora of shameless, silly and wonderfully bad “d.i.c.k” jokes that appear quite often. That alone is worth hitting the subscribe button!
  • isaac visage-charles
    Yaassss
    Go Grannies!!!!
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