Toni and Ryan

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We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.


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  • Stylist lover
    Normal or Nah
    It’s 100% normal to fall in love with this podcast, and I’ve always said that.
  • Justine530
    What a delight!
    This podcast is just good vibes all around, every time. 10/10
  • Tree L B
    Love!
    Always entertaining!!
  • Lbiers
    Bright spot in my day
    In the hellscape of our modern world.. Toni and Ryan are a welcome injection of joy. Love getting to eavesdrop on bestie convos from across the world.
  • SOU-boii
    Jonathan Funk
    Ya love to see it! This podcast never fails to be funny and keep me in good spirits, no matter what I may be going through.
  • DaddyDis82
    Hilarious, but too many ads!!
    Love Toni and Ryan. They bring in the laughs in every episode. I just wish the show had less ads.
  • Moneypenny80
    0% likelihood to disappoint.
    The corners of my mouth are permanently upturned at life because of these two. Keep it up Toni and Ryan!
  • balla8900
    I’m here for the laughs! 💁🏽‍♀️
    Toni & Ryan will have you hooked with their hilarious jokes and witty banter! They have a sense of humor I appreciate and are so genuine you can’t help but love this podcast! My brain also appreciates how the structure of the show is the same every episode. OH! And I get a kick out of hearing Sophie and James giggling in the background 😂
  • Marjorie08
    Do not eat while listening
    This is the funniest podcast I have ever listened to! I started from the beginning a couple of weeks ago. As I’m listening at work, I was eating lunch and started laughing so hard I choked on my food. Once I got the food unstuck I took in a breath of air and choked on spit. Now I only listen when I’m not eating!! Had the whole office worried I was gonna parish!! All good though! I told them to start the podcast also!!
  • CincodeMayo Bride
    Episodes too short
    The episodes are way too short lately, like they’re out of content. Sometimes things feel too forced or set up.
  • PoddyPod01
    Spice it up!
    Used to love this show but it's gotten tired...the episodes are too short and they barely tell stories anymore. Spice it up guys!! Keep it relevant in 2025 please:)
  • Peenessmailvan
    Loooove
    I absolutely love every single episode of this podcast. They are hilarious and together they are perfection! I’d give it more than a 5 if I could!
  • ohmigod93
    Ya love to (hear) it
    This is how you know this podcast is amazing: I’m actually taking the time to review it. Sorry, I’m not a great audience member most of the time. If I like a podcast, I’ll like it silently in my head and won’t ever find the time to sit down and write a review no matter how many times the host(s) say how much it helps them. I’m the worst. But THIS podcast? I’d go to the ends of the earth for Toni and Ryan. They are quite literally the only 2 people that bring me joy in this absolute society-collapsing year of 2024. I actually laugh out loud at least once during every episode and I truly feel like I’m just listening to my two best friends chat. The best part though is that I’m Australian but moved to the US when I was 9. I’ve long since lost my accent, and I don’t go back home often enough, so I’ve been speaking like an American for the better part of 20 years. The more I listen to this podcast, the more I’ve noticed my inner monologue is in an Aussie accent now. Ya absolutely love to see it.
  • chandvm
    Just found them and catching up
    I’ve seen a few reels online but finally found this podcast. It’s such a nice break from my normal true crime habit. The banter between these two is hilarious and Toni’s laugh and occasional snorts has me cackling in the car between appointments or while I’m working from home. Pretty sure this is the only podcast review I’ve ever written so far even though I listen to others. I’m starting from the beginning but may have to listen to newer ones so I don’t miss anything recently relevant. Love them!
  • hurleyzz02
    Found my Aussie BFFs lol
    I'm obsessed with the Toni and Ryan Podcast! They're so hilarious, and their Australian accents just make it even better. Listening to them lets my brain totally shut off, and I end up laughing so much. Toni is super relatable, and honestly, I wish I could be friends with both of them. I’ve seen some people who clearly have no sense of humor complain about Toni’s noises, but I love them and wouldn’t want them to change a single thing. This whole show is my “you love to see it” everyday!
  • Max-1411
    Hilarious
    Absolutely love this podcast! I genuinely laugh out loud every episode. It feels like you’re having a conversation with good friends at a pub - great energy all around. Been going through a bad time at work and these two keep me feeling good despite the nonsense. Thanks guys!
  • Jewsenberg
    Dangerous
    This is quite possibly the WORST podcast to listen to when training at the gym. Yet again (clearly I’m an “oh no why is the iron hot” person) I almost dropped weights on my face because I laughed mid-rep. This makes me miss home, especially how unhinged and unashamedly politically-incorrect we are as Australians. But for the sake of keeping my face/body intact, I cannot listen to you guys at the gym.
  • Ymbergem
    Still true to viewers
    As a truck driver it’s been hard to find a podcast that stays true to audio listeners and although y’all have made video pods, you still manage to keep your strictly audio listeners in mind! I love it! Every time I find a good comedy pod it gets taken over for visuals and I love that I can still listen to y’all while driving 10 hours a day ❤️ and Toni, you’re weird sounds are great! Your laugh and sounds are contagious and just makes it a million times funnier so don’t listen to that one rating you have on here saying you’re annoying ❤️
  • Lola11403
    My Aussie Friends
    I absolutely love this show and I love Toni and Ryan. I just started listening about four months ago and I am working my way through the old episodes. It is so my kind of humor and their friendship is heartwarming and hilarious.
  • RParkerJ
    Great Podcast with Some Terrible Noices
    I really enjoy the podcast, until Toni makes some terrible, disgusting, obnoxious sound that make me want to throw my phone across the room and never listen again. If it wasn’t for Ryan, I wouldn’t. TONI, please stop with the annoying sounds. You’re literally IN OUR EARS! It’s not funny, it’s off putting and aggressive considering you know most people hate it.
  • Cottonball917
    Feel like real friends
    Found your YouTube channel last week …so of course I went head first, binging your podcast daily. I absolutely love your chemistry and friendship banter. Really makes me feel like I’m hanging out with friends. The only downside for me is that the episodes are too short. So glad to have found you guys. Lol ( U.S. fan) btw absolutely adore your accents!!! Wish I could have some drinks with you guys.
  • drumzamour
    Never tired!
    Will never get tired of hearing Toni and Ryan’s voices! Listen everyday and have even started the back log from day 1 in 2021 switching between the old episodes and the new ones when they are released. Absolutely love their humor and wish we could be real life friends. TARP for life!! Oh yeah and I’m a California girl but living in London now 😉
  • Absolutely not, ever!
    Unicorns, Caffeine, and Belly Laughs: The Toni and Ryan Extravaganza
    Listening to the Toni and Ryan podcast is like riding a rollercoaster on a sugar high while being chased by a pack of hyperactive puppies. Toni’s zingers are so sharp they could slice through a watermelon, and Ryan’s laugh is like a musical instrument played by a unicorn on a caffeine binge. Every episode feels like winning the comedy lottery while simultaneously finding a $100 bill in an old pair of jeans. If aliens ever invade Earth, I’m pretty sure we could just play them this podcast and they’d leave us alone out of sheer joy. 5 stars for the most intergalactic belly laughs you’ll ever experience!
  • Jedicabrat
    Might be my favorite podcast ever!
    So much fun! I LOL every episode. I love how Toni and Ryan are funny without being nasty to others. And I LOVE the love to see it each episode.
  • Princess.jenn_fitlyfe
    New listener & already obsessed
    Saw you guys on TikTok and thought you both were the funniest so I came here and just started from the beginning. After only 2 episodes I’m obsessed!
  • Eye2une2a440
    Australia’s Best!
    I LIVE for this podcast! I regret getting hooked because now I have to wait every day for a new episode! Hilarious duo! Easy and fun listening all day every day! And the TARP community is *chefs kiss*
  • Ejess913
    Hilarious & warm!
    This podcast is one of the best pods I have run across in a very long time! I love the quick humor, T&R’s friendship, & the overall tone. It’s like having a one sided conversation with 2 of your best friends, and they are the ones talking. Lol. The only con of this podcast is it is not long enough!!
  • LissaMarieHoneyBee
    Best podcast!!
    So hilarious! These two work so well together and very episode has me in tears! Even daily isn’t enough of this podcast! Haven’t be able to find another podcast as much as I love this one!!
  • Candacio
    FB REELS LED ME HERE
    And I havnt looked back. I have been binge listening for 3 weeks. I started with earbuds while working and was laughing so hard the one day my supervisor thought I was crying. I told him what I was listening to and now we listen all day in the office. We are a trucking warehouse so not too many people are miffed at the content— I forgot what I was listening to and picked up my daughter from pre-k last week. She sat silent for about 2 minutes before piping up with “ that lady sounds like bluey’s mom- but she has a lot of swears in her- my jar would get full QUICK” I slowly grabbed my phone and put on the frozen soundtrack. I love you both!!!
  • Awesome way to order food.
    If you need a laugh these two will do it!
    The Chemistry between these two is unable and I’ve been addicting since the very beginning. Absolutely lovely human beings and I can listen to their podcast regardless of how I’m feeling
  • Rookaliscious
    Where am I?
    I ended up listening because short reels kept showing up on my instagram. Absolutely LOVE these two, I started from the beginning so I’m hoping the pods get longer over the years because they’re just a little too short.
  • tfloyd64744
    So much fun
    I found the podcast off of Facebook reels. I’m so thankful I have you guys have brought me such laughter and joy and entertainment. Thank you. Tammy from Missouri in the US.
  • RynH28
    Love them!!
    Toni & Ryan are my favorite! I found them on Youtube shorts and binged all of the shorts in one go. I finally got cool and started listening to podcasts after switching from android to iPhone. Toni and Ryan are my first added podcast. I absolutely love their humor and brutal honesty. I think Toni and I are kindred spirits. I am a 45 year old mom of 5 boys in a super small mountain town in Idaho US and didn’t realize until I watched a Youtube short that I have been using soap the wrong way this whole time!! I can’t wait to find out what else is normal or naw about me!
  • amc524
    All Time Favorite!
    I have always laughed my butt off at your videos that come across on instagram, and I know I’m late to the podcast party, but holy cow! I’m so glad I am here! I’ve been listening nonstop for days! All day at work I’m giggling in my cubicle like a crazy person and I’ve told any coworker that will listen that they need to listen to your podcast! My days go by so much faster and I thank you and the hilariously raunchy comedy 😂🫶🏻
  • Mr.HurlE
    Looove
    I can’t get enough of Toni and Ryan! I’m sad I’m so late to the show. I had seen the Cream pie clip on tik tok and had me dying than found out there was a podcast and have BEEN BINGING! I have an Australian accent I’m from the Midwest in the United States! KEEP UP THE LAUGHS
  • Mrs K Stokes
    Love, Love, Love Them
    I found them on you tube and couldn’t wait to listen to the full podcast. I really enjoy the show. Thanks for what you do.
  • Readsalot101
    Listen For Laughs!
    I found Toni & Ryan originally through little clips posted on TikTok. They always made me crack up & as soon as I saw they had a podcast, I knew I had to follow! I started from the beginning and I’m still in the early episodes, but it does not disappoint! I have a commute to work & it’s my favorite thing to listen to for some laughs on my way into work & a great way to start the day. I love the loud cackle laughs, wheezing laughs, and snorting laughs - it makes me laugh even harder! Feels like I’m hanging out with a couple of friends on my way work & I love it! I relate to Toni’s personality on a personal level and can only hope I’m half as entertaining to my friends as Toni is to me. You’ve got a dedicated listener for life here in Ohio, USA! I can’t wait to hear more & share more laughs with y’all!
  • dakotagless
    I hated podcasts until I found you two goofballs
    Toni and Ryan, I have truly always hated podcasts until I found yours. I drive a lot for my new job, and the way I am in tears laughing from every episode makes the time fly by. Thank you for making something that is pure joy. I hope you do this F O R E V E R. 💖🥳😈🤠 Ps Ryan, GO DAWGS #hornsdown #sugarbowlchamps #bootexas #uwalumni #seattlewausa 💖 Dakota
  • RebekahRoberts
    A Bit of Joy When You Be It
    I started listening to this podcast when I was planning my wedding… I needed a joyful and low stakes listen… and this podcast was perfect. I laugh out loud so often. Check out Toni’s book… it’s so good.
  • peyyytons
    My New Favorite!!
    Saw the clips on Instagram and knew I had to listen. Feels just like talking with your best friends and makes me belly laugh every time! Keep up the great work!
  • lamf;ldaa
    We love to see this podcast!
    Toni and Ryan are so lovely! This pod is goofy and delightful and makes my morning and afternoon commutes breeze by. I feel like I’m chillin with my friends whenever I listen. Thanks for being alive, Toni and Ryan!!
  • Origamidreamer
    Joyful and light
    Toni and Ryan have made me genuinely laugh out loud. I didn’t realize how badly I needed a good laugh and fun comedy duo in my ears. I’m a full time working mom of a toddler and newborn; things can be pretty stressful. Thank y’all so much!
  • nitxwit
    REFRESHING PODCAST!
    I stumbled across these two on TikTok, and immediately when to check out their podcast. They’re hilarious, their laughs are infectious, and their humor is top shelf. Thanks for the laughs!!!!
  • HDsMom
    Love from Texas!
    You’re both so funny & I’m addicted to your podcast ❤️
  • Mixbekamanda
    Awesome fun
    So glad I found you guys in TikTok. Have been binge listening for weeks!
  • cao10e
    My 2 Aussie Besties who don’t know me
    You guys bring joy and laughter to the world of so many! Thank you for being your incredible, lovely, raunchy, hot selves. Also thank you for tipping me off that a guest MAY or may not use my bath towel to wipe their bums in an emergency.
  • Danno Red
    Love the pod!
    Recently discovered the show last month thanks to Instagram. HILARIOUS! I have been hooked ever since.
  • LP4everSB
    Lama-Lama what!
    I recently started listening to this podcast from the first episode and I’ve laughed during each and every episode. I love y’all so much! Your shows help me so much more than you’ll ever know. ❤️💜
  • Sush1ness7
    Blissfully Hilarious
    I needed to focus on my mental health and STOP listening to true crime for a bit. I finally started listening to Toni and Ryan’s podcast after coming across them while doom scrolling on instagram. I cannot express enough the joy and laughs they bring me. Cheers to Toni and Ryan, thank you for such a good listen!
  • dallasmiles13
    You won't find a better Podcast
    Amazing
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