Deck The Hallmark

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You did it! You found your new favorite podcast! Congrats! Join Bran, Dan, and friends as they attempt to watch and review made-for-tv movies. Just a bunch of friends…watching made-for-tv movies. What could go wrong?Watch us EXCLUSIVELY on Philo - philo.tv/dthListen ad-free at bramblejamplus.comFollow us - Instagram: @hallmarkpodcastTwitter: @hallmarkpodcastFacebook: Deck The Hallmark Podcast*Deck the Hallmark is NOT affiliated with Hallmark Media*

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  • LizaSchneids
    🎉🎄❤️
    They were good, I guess
  • lauramargerie
    Help
    I'm so in love with Brian
  • Meredithalewan
    Subliminal
    I don't want just any podcast I don't want a lame show to binge, no I don't want to waste my time no Only good shows, hello, goodbye But you got me like a fangirl Shooting straight across the sky It's the way you rank stuff It's opinions you diss It's a certified classic It’s not to be missed It's that pivotal podcast It's, ah, so lovable Diss List, Diss List (so bingeable) Diss List, Diss List
  • PeaPodPod?
    Can do Kendo!
    I love boggy bread. I ordered a DIY kit from Fitzy’s online. Rigg sent me an orange, a bag of flour, and a Ken doll. Can’t wait! I’m Kendo Nuts!
  • Holly's Cat
    The Podcast I didn’t know I needed in my life
    I have never watched a Hallmark movie (came here via Lifetime Uncorked) but I listen to this podcast every day. These guys have the energy of my favorite Sportscenter shows but it’s all directed to romance. It’s like peanut butter and bananas; it shouldn’t work but it’s incredible! PS: I love the bits! Keep em coming!
  • Tee3377
    Love the Podcast But ….. Please ….. Bran!
    “Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm” “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” Sooooooooooooooooo distracting ! Driving me crazy.
  • Picklesrgrossandsoareyourfeet
    Best Podcast
    Love the podcast and listen mostly for the bits. Miss the characters buying each year and Benny!!!!!
  • jwh1004
    Enjoyable & Funny
    I’ve truly enjoyed for the last couple of years listening to the Hallmark movie reviews from Bran, Dan and the gang. It’s great when Hallmark actors are on the show to provide their perspectives and behind-the-scene stories. My only minor criticism is Dan can be over zealous with constantly correcting Bran and others on their grammar or word usage. Actually, with current Loveuary Hallmark movies, Dan would make a great Jane Austin character… the pedantic Mr. Daniel Thompson 😀
  • indioblue
    A fun podcast but...
    I could do without the bits and the singing. Otherwise, a fun podcast.
  • RachelM36
    SOOOOO much fun
    I found this podcast after starting to watch “The Way Home” and immediately it became my most anticipated drop of the week! These guys are a RIOT and so real and fun. They are clearly having a blast and not taking anything too seriously. Even their “insults” or bad reviews about a show or movie are done without being mean and with the right balance of silliness and respect. Keep it up Guys!
  • cjs1130
    Love it!
    I am a new listener and I love this podcast! Could do without the weird voices they do from time to time but overall such a fun podcast! I especially love the episodes with Patrick, and wish there were more of them!
  • WH50758
    Best Podcast
    I wish I knew about this podcast sooner. None of my friends watch Hallmark movies so I was looking for a podcast to enhance my viewing experience. Thank goodness I found these guys. I laugh til I cry at their commentary on these movies. I’m going to listen to all the 2022 movie reviews because I can’t get enough of my new found “friends”. Thank you for dedicating your time to this podcast. You guys are killing it and I’m so glad I found you!!!
  • emilytw7p
    Borderline unlistenable now
    Such a shame.
  • Carmen San Diego Zoo
    Lots of Ad Lib
    I checked out after five minutes of yadda yadda about Halloween candy. Save that stuff for your Patreon!
  • 84 roses
    Love this show
    These guys are the absolute best so funny , and always a great listen. Would give 5 stars if they didn’t use UUUHHH and UUUUUMMMM every 60 seconds as if those were actual words.
  • is every nickname taken?!?
    Best. Podcast. Ever
    You’ll find a point of view here that speaks to you….like, love, or despise. The friendship and bits keep it all fresh!
  • RNBabsie23
    Here for the compare
    I started listening years ago because I thought someone has to talk about these movies. Now I keep listening because I like to compare my opinions to the guys.
  • Hopesayshi
    Still enjoy
    When I first started listening, I thought their “producer”/Bran’s close friend Tracey was two people, Tracey and Trace, because Dan referred to her as Trace so much. Please do more interviews!
  • Boogerdeeboogerdee!
    Love the podcast and Dan needs to dial it down
    Just a quick note guys - Dan you’ve got to pull back on your constant criticism of Bran. I mean, not all the way. I’m thinking, 50%? Just keep it in mind. Love y’all, mean it.
  • Adet100
    Getting it all wrong
    You guys are getting this all wrong. The signs that Elizabeth was going to leave Lucas were always there. You just didn’t want to see it. It wasn’t just all the sudden, it was spread out over several episodes even way back season 8 episode two when Elizabeth tells him that it would just hurt too much if she lost him like she lost Jack. She loved him back then, but she was scared. Elizabeth was always meant to be with Nathan. End of story. you guys are leaving so much out. if you want someone that knows really what’s going on give me a call.
  • Xtine1979
    Gives me something to look forward to
    I originally started listening to the show because all of my friends made fun of me for how much hallmark I watched and I thought this would be a fun show because it’s like having friends who actually watch the movies to talk to. But it has evolved into a lot more. I started watching when calls the heart because of the show I got so much addicted to watching it just because I wanted to hear the reaction of the guys especially Dan. And the fast Fridays got me into a whole new routine for the summer or I was really looking to Fridays and actually watching the movies myself just so I could follow along with the episodes as well. It’s like having a group of friends over for a bad movie sleepover.
  • Ernie Delli Santi
    Love the pod and the community
    Full disclosure I have been a Double Decker for a little over a year and a half. These guys are FUNNY and the community and hosts they have crafted are amazing. I don't think I can come up with a better use of Facebook than their community and my day is always brighter when I listen. I just wish my commute was a little longer so I can finish the episode. If you are looking for a place to enjoy not only Hallmark movies and Christmas movies but just good people don't just listen but join up. I promise you won't regret it one bit. Thanks to all the hosts for what you do. I appreciate all of you.
  • Funandgames9876
    So much laughter!
    Bran, Dan and the gang bring the fun entertainment all week long! I love the Hallmark Christmas movie reviews but the team up with Ryan for The Way Home and now Fast Fridays is just epic!! These 3 have a great time and even though they are trashing my fave movie franchise…I absolutely love them! Keep it up fellas!
  • dramamom3
    Love the Show
    Bran, Dan, and friends are so fun to listen to, the bits, the Banter, and the guests are all amazing. I’ve laughed so hard I cried ( happy tears). Had the absolute best time meeting the guys in person. They truly are just the best! Keep up the fun.
  • laurabethsimp
    Never Miss an Episode!!!
    I look forward to every episode of this show! I am even going back to listen to past episodes… The guys (and gals) are so fun and I love all the bits and recurring inside jokes so much. I laugh out loud at least once every episode! PS: Join the Double Deckers!!! You won’t regret it 😍🎄🎅🏽❤️
  • brieandemma
    I hate how Ryan bullies everybody…
    Sorry Ryan, Dan made me say it. No, but seriously I think Ryan Pappolla has been a great addition as one of your co-hosts this year and I have looked forward to his episodes! I have been listening to you guys for about 2 and a half years and had yet to submit a review. Apparently Bran didn’t think I needed all those reminders to review anymore, haha how wrong was he. So, I finally decided to take the time and contribute towards “3000 by Fast Friday Episode 3.” I love this show and I love you guys!!
  • Vanessa728
    Love the addition of racing!
    This is an awesome podcast. Been listening for years. These guys are hilarious and always entertaining, no matter the topic. I even listen to episodes where they discuss shows and movies I haven’t seen, and it’s still so good. Today, I listened to the episode where they discussed Fast & the Furious. It was great! I’m a little concerned though about Ryan’s bullying of Bran. 🍞
  • NAIHN
    Awesome podcast
    BA4B2B
  • PhillyMeg
    My fast forward gets a lot of use.
    Too many ads, bits and odd voices. I think this podcast was so much better and funnier when it first started and they just stuck to movie stuff. Now it’s just weird.
  • All-You-Can-Eat
    Hallmark Anonymous
    More Erin!!! Give her a show! Hi. I’m a guy. I’m a Hallmark addict. For years I’ve been secretly watching Hallmark movies. Hiding in a dark room so that my wife and daughters don’t see. I go to work hoping no one will notice, that no one will see through me. Now that I’ve found this podcast, I don’t have to hide anymore. I’ve got three new best friends who I can share these joys with. Thank you, Brandon. Thank you, Panda. And even you, Dan. We’ll win you over one day. Keep it up guys!
  • joybella86
    The Most Good Looking Men
    Just here to say that these are the most handsome men on the internet. Tyler has nothing on them.
  • Tulsa Santa
    Rigg Rocks!
    I’m just here for the bits.
  • hhghhghggsdfgdg
    You have ruined me!
    I now cannot watch a Hallmark movie without hearing your voices in my head! I just finished watching the newest episode of The Way…can’t wait to hear what the boys thought about the kiss!!! Thanks for all the laughs!
  • 🙋🏼‍♂️💁🏼‍♂️🧏🏼‍♂️
    🕷️
    Let ‘em live (spiders)!!!
  • RacMo
    My favorite Hymn is George Clooney.
    I don’t know how I got here. I’ve never seen one of these movies. But I laugh SO HARD listening to these guys. And have recommended to several friends who agree.
  • SweetPea2715
    The Way Home
    Hey I love this series and my name is also Elliot 😧
  • What the fett
    Episode 26: Welcome to Christmas
    Hi, It’s me. The person listening to this podcast on January 20th. Great podcast so far! Very lovely host and fantastic guest. I always love a good chuckle. These guys get on together like a house on fire. You are representing us South Carolinians amazingly!! Love y’all!!
  • moxiegirl in ABQ
    So much fun!
    Bran, Dan and Brian bring so much delight on this podcast! I love the podcast and side-splitting Hot Takes, What the Hallmark and All the Feels - the boys bring so much fun. Not to be missed, especially when the boys interview Hallmark stars, have special guests on the pod and the hilarious Lifetime Movie Expert Patrick Serrano!
  • Christy410
    Hilarious podcast for all people and all seasons!
    Bran, Brian, and Dan will have you in tears laughing as they review Hallmark movies, interview Hallmark stars, and talk all things Christmas. I stumbled on this podcast last year and have listened to it daily ever since. They’ve also built an amazing community of listeners - I highly recommend joining the Double Decker (Patreon) community for even more Hallmark fun!
  • Caylie912
    My happy place
    I love this show! The hosts are amazing, funny and silly. Plus I get Christmas all year round?! The best! 💙 I originally wrote my review years ago… now: Brian. He’s not a good fit. I’m sorry, but he does not belong here. Please tell me I’m not alone in this?! He’s really not enjoyable. To be extremely melodramatic: he’s ruining this podcast for me. Please. Please! If he can’t go away, can he be 1 day max? Everyone else is wonderful and love them all, just not Brian. He’s the worst. FYI: fudge is not baked Brian IS right about zucchini bread 😬…. Okay, I’m thawing to Brian. But I think, if he is such a good baker; perhaps he could do a weekly baked good suggestion to go with one of the review movies. Maybe (even)?
  • Spainsmata
    How did it take me so long to find these guys
    I absolutely love this podcast. These guys are great. It’s such a nice break from busy day. They have me laughing so hard with their takes on these movies. I don’t always agree with them, but I can respect that.
  • JessJ08!
    Wonderful Podcast
    I have been listening to this podcast for a couple years now after a friend turned me onto it in 2020. I listen to it on my drive to work and find myself laughing out loud several times during my drive. I enjoy the takes on the movies, even if I disagree, and love all of the bits. This podcast is one of the highlights of my day and I highly recommend it.
  • krisraeve
    Grape is gross but these guys aren’t!
    If you love a good hallmark movie but also love to roast said hallmark movie, stop what you are doing and subscribe to this pod right now. Warning - you better love the bits because that’s what makes this pod rock!
  • BamsTN
    Guffaw
    The definition of guffaw is to laugh in a loud or boisterous way, and that is legitimately the best word I can think of to describe the sounds I make when listening to this podcast. There is no polite chuckle or girlish giggle; I literally guffaw. My family rolls their eyes and tries to ignore me, but I cannot help it. The commentary that these hosts and their guests give is ear hole gold to this Hallmark movie loving gal, and I am thrilled to have found this gem of a podcast. ETA: it’s been almost 2 years since I found DTH and wrote this review, and I stand by it. These are my people who I now feel blessed to consider friends, and they have given me an amazing family in the Double Deckers. 🌳📸
  • Pinkcat6
    I LOVE Deck the Hallmark!
    I think I am now addicted to this podcast as much as I am to the Hallmark movies! I look forward to the podcast after watching the movies! It’s so fun to listen their takes! I don’t like or loath this podcast I love it!!!! The only reason to watch a terrible Hallmark movie all the way through is to listen to the guys discuss it the next day!! Brian is doing great this year filling Panda’s chair! This Boston girl loves to have MA represented! You guys are the best! Steak Party 2024!!!!
  • ktulu34
    Hi! I’m Matt, and I LOVE Deck the Hallmark!
    A few weeks ago, I’d never heard of the Deck the Hallmark podcast. As of today, I’ve binged nearly every episode and joined the Patreon. For years, I’ve gotten my chops (and other things) busted for obsessively watching and enjoying the Hallmark films - oftentimes, forcing me to shamefully sneak away to my underground lair to watch in secret. But now, because of “The Guys”, I feel like I belong to an awesome new club. Or... Gang? No, that’s too tough. “Gangs” are for Lifetime. We’re definitely a club. Anyway... why are you still reading this?? Subscribe and start listening! KRINGLES! Update: Brian. That’s all. That’s the update.
  • Rwardheggen84
    Brian is Awesome!
    I think Brian is a perfect fit and very happy he joined the podcast. I love his humor!
  • Jjotrini
    Freakin hilarious!!!
    This show has the perfect combination of love and snark for Hallmark and Hallmark-adjacent movies! They see the movies the same way that I do: enjoy the feels but also know the wait-whats, and they point out both. Now, the hosts have been friends for years, and so it takes time to catch on to their running gags/bits. But once you do, you’re hooked!!! I regularly laugh so hard I’m crying! They are so great. It’s my favorite! Edit to add: Brian is a great addition!! He fits right in!
  • erinbethc
    Fun Listen
    I love Hallmark movies, but the campiness of them is not lost on me. This is a great podcast that combines the fun of watching them with the reality of how crazy some of these story lines are. These guys have fun, which makes listening to them entertaining. Best of all it is safe to listen to at work. ** updated: I’ve been listening since the beginning and change is always hard, but I love the new dynamic and the many guest contributors, especially the addition of Brian. He has been a perfect match for Bran and Dan. I have always loved the pod and I am so glad he has moved so effortlessly into the middle chair.
  • NHnaturegirl
    Big Fun Maybe 6 ⭐️s
    Just finished my first full year as a Double Decker! Bran, Dan, Panda, Brian, Alonso, Patrick, Antonio, Jacks, and Dustin— whew! What a stellar talent pool! While I miss Panda terribly, I have to say new guy Brian fits right in with Bran and Dan and often brings a thoughtful or hilarious perspective. Bran and Dan have built a truly incredible community of loyal and highly engaged listeners and treats us like family. Sometimes I don’t even watch the movies- I just listen to their reviews and enjoy their shenanigans. Keep doing what you’re doing. See you at BF23.
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