The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra)!

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Recent Episodes
  • Agents of the Inquisition - 1.02 - A Pious Psyker
    May 15, 2025 – 00:56:23
  • Introducing...Agents of the Inquisition: A Warhammer 40K RPG - 1.01 - Special Condition
    May 8, 2025 – 01:05:08
  • 4.41 - Heresy’s End (SERIES FINALE)
    May 1, 2025 – 01:06:21
  • 4.40 - No Surrender
    Apr 24, 2025 – 00:41:56
  • 4.39 - “Eli Sharpe”
    Apr 17, 2025 – 00:44:11
  • 4.38 - Reconsecration
    Apr 10, 2025 – 00:43:56
  • 4.37 - The Brutal Aquila
    Apr 3, 2025 – 00:50:43
  • 4.36 - The Warbringer
    Mar 27, 2025 – 00:42:38
  • 4.35 - Pretender to The Throne
    Mar 20, 2025 – 00:47:57
  • 4.34 - The Red Planet
    Mar 13, 2025 – 00:51:46
  • 4.33 - Pious Rage
    Mar 6, 2025 – 00:47:02
  • 4.32 - The Warpfire Mask
    Feb 27, 2025 – 00:48:43
  • 4.31 - The Poisoner’s Tale
    Feb 20, 2025 – 00:44:48
  • 4.30 - Court of The Archon
    Feb 13, 2025 – 00:55:42
  • 4.29 - A Blessed Maiming
    Feb 6, 2025 – 00:52:50
  • 4.28 - Fish in a Barrel
    Jan 30, 2025 – 00:50:23
  • 4.27 - Choke Point
    Jan 23, 2025 – 00:47:14
  • 4.26 - Talented Hands
    Jan 16, 2025 – 00:53:36
  • 4.25 - Mean Streets
    Jan 9, 2025 – 00:46:47
  • 4.24 - Commorragh, The Dark City
    Jan 2, 2025 – 00:53:04
  • 4.23 - Hope of The Warp
    Dec 26, 2024 – 00:46:39
  • 4.22 - The Psyker & The Civilian
    Dec 19, 2024 – 00:52:05
  • 4.21 - Comfortable Blasphemies
    Dec 12, 2024 – 00:48:13
  • 4.20 - The Black Library
    Dec 5, 2024 – 00:51:30
  • 4.19 - Elm’stat’s Last Laugh
    Nov 28, 2024 – 00:57:16
  • 4.18 - An Untimely Arrival
    Nov 21, 2024 – 01:00:48
  • 4.17 - Highs & Lows
    Nov 14, 2024 – 00:46:30
  • 4.16 - The Filth Lord
    Nov 7, 2024 – 00:48:24
  • 4.15 - Embrace The Grandfather
    Oct 31, 2024 – 00:47:14
  • 4.14 - In Security
    Oct 24, 2024 – 00:45:12
  • 4.13 - An Offered Hand
    Oct 18, 2024 – 00:44:20
  • 4.12 - Faster Alone or Slower Together
    Oct 10, 2024 – 00:52:57
  • 4.11 - Critically Imperilled
    Oct 5, 2024 – 00:53:50
  • 4.10 - Firestarter
    Sep 26, 2024 – 00:52:07
  • 4.09 - Waking the Dreamers
    Sep 19, 2024 – 00:45:26
  • 4.08 - The Wrath of Man
    Sep 12, 2024 – 00:51:03
  • 4.07 - Hammer in Search of a Nail
    Sep 5, 2024 – 00:50:04
  • 4.06 - The Cabal
    Aug 29, 2024 – 00:57:26
  • 4.05 - Excommunicate Traitoris
    Aug 22, 2024 – 00:56:22
  • 4.04 - The Sword & The Servitor
    Aug 15, 2024 – 00:46:56
  • 4.03 - Last Rites
    Aug 8, 2024 – 00:46:44
  • 4.02 - The Last Son of Greybridge
    Aug 1, 2024 – 00:49:17
  • 4.01 - Heretical Economics
    Jul 25, 2024 – 00:47:40
  • 3.97 - A Frustration and An Honour
    Jul 18, 2024 – 00:41:19
  • 3.96 - Unexpected Allies
    Jul 11, 2024 – 00:46:31
  • 3.95 - Behind the Painting
    Jul 4, 2024 – 00:46:36
  • 3.94 - Charming
    Jun 27, 2024 – 00:50:13
  • 3.93 - A King’s Secret
    Jun 20, 2024 – 00:47:41
  • 3.92 - Alone Again
    Jun 13, 2024 – 00:49:40
  • 3.91 - Tour of Duty
    Apr 11, 2024 – 00:45:14
Recent Reviews
  • Colton Loulias :)
    Trash
    Trash
  • Mel-G-
    Perfect Binge for ADHDers
    Love love. Constantly in my ears when I’m overwhelmed overstimulated. Ryan’s talent and wit gives me life. My one qualm that sadly had me stopping this show short is Laura’s acting and laughter. When her character has an accent, it’s fine. I hate for this to be a personal attack because it basically is, but there’s something about the way she acts when portraying an annoyed or frustrated character and laughing excessively at somewhat inappropriate or just weird times that feels attention seeking that starts grating at me. I’m sure she’s a great person. I feel awful I feel this way, but it really turned into a full stop deal breaker the longer I listened. I’ll still tune in to every single thing DDD produces, but I couldn’t enjoy the long and rich plot with this show in particular.
  • Boatcast
    Ave Imperator
    I just stopped everything I was doing to leave this review 🤣🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 beautiful, you'll know why when you listen
  • Breakinbones@fizzcrank
    An absolute riot!
    This podcast has it all, excellent story, great voice actors. This is a great escape from stresses in life. It makes you laugh.
  • wyrwulf
    Astounding all around.
    I started with dumb dumbs and dragons and I’ve been pulled into every world that Tom Ryan Laura and Del create. The settings are immense and the jokes are side tickling to guy busting. The guests they have are amazing as well. Season 3 currently has me dying to find out what happens with the Duke 😩. Also great home brew ideas from this party!
  • Donsterr
    Fun role play group
    This is a great way to experience the genesis system and appreciate collaborate gameplay and rolling
  • Sashira
    Obsessed
    I look forward to this podcast all week. The voice acting, the world building, the characters and story development… I knew nothing about Warhammer before listening to this and am now running my own 40k game. That’s how badly you got to me, Valentyne.
  • Ironclad Diver
    Stay a while and Listen
    Straight-up love these guys. I love Garbage Town podcast and all their RPG live play podcasts as well. I am a huge fan of Warhammer 40k as well, so when I saw they were doing a 40k campaign I LOST MY MIND. You guys need to listen to their stuff, it has a lot of humor and it doesn’t take itself too seriously like other live play RPGs.
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